kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

vegardsnipples:

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buzzfeed apparently only just realised that there are languages other than english

rowedelsin:

The whole idea that women can’t play video games is so stupid because seriously what is it about using a controller to move a character around that is so hard that a woman cannot do it please explain this entire concept to me

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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(Source: lindsaylohanthony)

mollypred:

feed-me-fitness:

amburgurandfries:

enterthedreamatorium:

If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly in life

people like this are the reason i cant believe anyone calling me pretty.

the last comment just hurts so bad

That comment hurts so much because it’s so undeniably true.

(Source: princess-neville)

(Source: twerkmaid)

chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

artofdavidkawena:

Absolutely love this couple and love drawing them together! 

'The Princess and the Frog' - Tiana and Naveen
Art by David Kawena
More here: https://www.facebook.com/david.kawena

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze)

uswntmusicwolff:

kiwiggle:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP stuck in an elevator after they’ve had a fight. 

If u thought they were pushing the wrong buttons before…

(Source: whatismgmt)

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?